Phil the Presumptuous

Punxsutawney Phil, you presumptuous little Sciuridae. I bet the global whining fanatics are trembling in their overpriced Uggs and Land's End parkas right about now. Who knew Phil was a conservative? Certainly not the smiling cynic. Your 35% accuracy rating should qualify you for a czar-ship with his holiness Obamer. But since your batting average is too high for the high and mighty, maybe an honorary mention in the Baseball Hall of Fame is in order. I love non sequitur Mondays! Which is Doubly-funny because it's Tuesday.

O.F. the Jovial