Welcome to Smiling Cynics. I got a lot to say, no one to listen and a place to accomplish both. A friend of mine suggested that I begin the arduous task of blogging about my innovative and common sense ideas to completely transform our world, or at least what's left. If you think one man can't make a difference, you're probably right, but until you spread your wings you never know how far you can walk (http://www.despair.com).
As a government employee, I'm entitled to two 15 minute breaks and one 30 minute lunch. In reality that is pretty much my work schedule. I figured that if I want to keep my family fed through your hard earned tax dollars I'd better do something productive. When Ms. Leigh suggested I blog I thought, "Wow, the sound of my fingers typing out my despair is sure to make it sound as if I'm busy." So far, it's working today. I still have a job and I'm getting something worthwhile accomplished. Yay me.
Check in periodically as I begin blowing your mind with sophisticatedly whimsical ideas on world domin-, I mean, world-changing ideology. If that sounded a bit too optimistic for this page, please see paragraph 1.
Regards,
Old Fart
Moments of Clarity
6 years ago
bahahahahaha! I've finally convinced you to cross over to the dark side! You're right in that you have a lot to say to no one. That's ok. I'll listen...or at least pretend to anyways.
ReplyDeletewell done, you. Very proud.
I'm still expecting my guest post on the similarities between government employment and dating. Get to it!
Obviously the amount of actual work taking place is about the same. You keep pushing this guest post. I might as well get to it. Standby for news...
ReplyDeleteI'm here, too. Came over from Miss Heather's site. I'll help you change the world, too. Stop by if you have time. Be glad to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteYou truly have an interesting perspective! And you are skilled with the vocabulary terms, I must say. I am one of those right-wing extremists too. And I am happy to say, I fit the first description of trick-or-treaters, or at least my kids do. Thank goodness.
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